Friday, October 19, 2018

Listen With Both Ears

Here is another story from my little series about Fake Relatives & Neighbors. It's one that I read this past Sunday, October 14th, at the Tompkins County Public Library.




Listen to me Marvin, and listen good: black is not a June color. Black goes with January. In June, give me taupe. I would have looked good in taupe. In black, I was completely invisible. I looked like a widow. Which I am. Thanks to you. Very nice, Marvin, very nice. This I needed like a bad perm. Your sense of timing was never your forté.
   
Dr. Vineman, he tells me it wasn’t your fault. When the heart goes, it goes, he says. I don’t know about that. Seems to me you could have waited. If not until the fall — I would have worn maroon if you died in October — couldn’t you at least have waited until you got home? Keeling over at the gym, Marvin? What were you thinking. You don't even exercise. You can be very disappointing sometimes, you know that?

I brought you some flowers. You like? They’re yellow. You look good in yellow. Not everyone can wear yellow, but you can. That should make you happy. It’s  almost like an accomplishment. I buried you in the yellow shirt. It went good with your complexion. Your poker friends, they noticed. Benny, that bum, he gave you a compliment. Said you looked radiant. Don’t let it go to your head.
   
Okay, enough with the idle chit-chat. Now I want you to listen to me, I’ve got something important to go over. Are you listening, Marvin? Don’t just nod your head down there, and go on reading the paper. I want you should listen with both ears.
   
Your sister-in-law, Rita, she’s really done it this time. Right here in the cemetery, before I’ve got you in the ground, she comes to me bold as candlesticks. She’s confused, she tells me, about the lay-out.

“Maxine,” she says to me, “My Leo, he’s lying over there next to his father. Your Marvin, he's going in by his mother?” “Of course,” I tell her. 'Where else would he go?” “Maxine,” she says, “that’s what has me worried. If Marvin goes in by his mother, then where am I going?” “Rita,” I tell her, “you’re  going next to Leo. Your husband. What is there to discuss?”

“Maxine,” she says to me, “I want you should look over there next to Leo. Tell me, what do you see?” “I see a fence,” I tell her. What could I say different? Next to Leo there’s a fence. So sue me.

“Now look by where Marvin is going,” she tells me. I look. “What do you see?” “I see a tree,” I say to her.  Between you and me, Marvin, it’s more like a bush, but I didn’t want to get technical, my feet were killing me. I had on those pumps with the little silver buckles, very nice leather, but they were always tight on me. I wore them for you, Marvin. After all, you only die once. For you, I wore the best I had — in black.
   
Rita’s still talking. She says to me, “Maxine, I will not be happy over there by the fence. I need greenery all around me.” What is she, a salad?

“Rita, listen to me,” I tell her, “if you need a garnish, we can plant you a little something over there by the fence. Okay?”

“Noooo,” she says to me. Just like that. “Noooo.” She says a little something green isn't enough for her.
   
Marvin, are you following this? Your sister-in-law, Rita, your brother Leo’s third wife, she wants to go by you, by you Marvin, over by the tree. Me, I should go by the fence. With Leo. You hear what I'm telling you?
   
By this time I was hungry, my feet hurt, whatever the reason, my resistance was low. I didn't give her the clop on her head that she deserved. I took pity on her.

“Rita,” I said, “if it means that much to you, okay already, I'll give you the tree. Can we just get on with the service?”
   
 In my opinion, this was mighty big of me. I’d promise her anything if it would get me out of the sun faster. Did I tell you it was a hot day, Marvin? Not only June, but hot. The air is always sticky in a cemetery, did you ever notice that? Well, it is. So I promised Rita the tree. That should have been the end of that. Right? Not right.
   
“Maxine, that’s very good of you,” she says to me. “But I still have a  problem with the arrangement. If I should die first, what’s my guarantee that you’ll keep your word? You could always change your mind after I’m gone and leave me with no shade. And me, with my sensitive skin that burns so easy.”
   
You hear, Marvin? At your funeral this is, in front of your dead mother and your dead father and your dead brother, the woman accuses me of the very worst. I’m telling you, Marvin, the rabbi himself had to hold me back, that’s how crazy she made me.

So I said to her, “Rita, for that remark, you get the fence. No greenery. No nothing. Just the fence.”

And I wouldn’t say another word to her. Not at the cemetery, not when we came back to the house, not a word. A whole platter of chopped liver she ate, it was disgusting. I didn’t say a word. I didn’t even look at her. That’s it, Marvin. I am standing firm on this. She questioned my honor, she gets the fence.
   
There’s only one thing that concerns me now. What if, God forbid, I should go first? It isn’t likely, I know. I’m healthy. I’m tough. But stranger things have happened. Who knows what that Rita is capable of? You better start worrying, Marvin. If I go first, Rita will put me by the fence and take the tree for herself. Mark my words, that woman is stinky like a rotten herring.
   
Watch yourself, Marvin, or you might end up with Rita for eternity. And you know how much you hate her cooking. Nobody can dry out a pot roast like she can. You better pray for me, Marvin. Pray I live a long life.

On second thought, don’t overdo it, I don’t want to be bored. I just have to live longer than her. You think I want the fence sticking me in the ribs, and Leo with his farts and his dirty jokes?

Pray for me, Marvin. That’s all I ask of you. You owe me this much.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Eat the Apple, Sippy

This is another story that I read on October 14th, at the Tompkins County Public Library. 
 

Sippy, you see that woman? Look over there by the fountain. No, not the tree; move your eyes to the left. To the left. You see that woman? That’s a woman, Sippy, a woman in a fur coat. No, that’s not a bear. In this park, they don’t have bears. Maybe it looks like a bear to you, but it isn’t, it’s a woman. You see who I’m talking about? That woman. I used to know her.
   
Years ago. She was my neighbor. Her name is Mrs. Nash. Nash. No, not Nosh. Who would be named Nosh, that's not even a name. Are you listening to me, Sippy? That woman over there, she’s blind.
   
Blind, not blond. No, she’s not blond, she’s blind. That woman. The one over there on the bench, by the fountain. Yes, the one you thought was a bear. That’s Mrs. Nash. She’s blind.
   
I know what I’m talking, trust me. When you’re neighbors with someone you notice these things. She lived right in my building when we were on Vyse Avenue. She was on the second floor, like me. She had windows, they faced the front. The woman is blind, Sippy, she can’t see a thing but she had windows on the street. I’ve got two good eyes, they gave me windows to the back.
   
You hear me? All day long I looked out on other people’s laundry, I smelled their stinking garbage. But she had rooms with a view. It used to gall me something terrible. I told my Solly, I said to him, “Where is the justice?”

But it wasn't her fault, I didn’t hold it against her. It was the rental agent, that crook Rubikoff. Ira Rubikoff. Roo-bi-koff, the rental agent. Doesn’t ring a bell with you? No matter, he’s dead. Don’t be sorry, you didn't kill him. No, not Solly. Solly's not dead. Solly's my husband. I'm talking about that rat, Rubikoff. Pay attention, Sippy. Well make more of an effort.
   
So, that woman, Mrs. Nash, the blind woman, I’m telling you, she could do anything you or I could do. Honest to God. She shopped for herself, she cooked for herself, she baked even. Yes, in the oven. When I passed her door I could smell she was baking. Sewing, too, she made her own clothes. The whole works, not just hems, the entire outfit she would make. With darts for her bosoms. She had large bosoms. It's not a criticism and it's not a compliment, it's just a fact.
   
And I’ll tell you something else. She did her own laundry down in the basement, in that old machine there. Yes, she did, why would I lie to you? And she hung it up in the backyard, with clothespins. I saw her do it. From my windows I could see her, with the undergarments, the good linens. She had nice quality things, that Mrs. Nash.
   
I’m telling you, Sippy, there’s not a thing she couldn’t do. Except drive a car. I know, of course, who wants to drive? But with her, it’s not a matter of want. Let’s say, just for argument’s sake, let’s say she wanted to drive. Who knows why? It doesn’t matter why, let’s just say she wanted to. If she wanted to, still, she could not do it.    
   
If I wanted to drive, if you wanted to drive, whatever the reason, we could do it if we wanted to. But her, Mrs. Nash, if she wanted to, still she couldn’t do it.

Because she’s blind, that’s why. You forgot she was blind? That’s the whole point. The point is, the woman is blind. She can do everything the same as you and me. But she cannot drive a car.
   
No, that is the point. It’s my story, Sippy, I know, she was my neighbor. You don’t even know her so how could you know the point? The point is: no matter she had her windows on the front, no matter she could sew, she could bake, no matter she was born over here in this country, her husband, he had a good job, a nice head of hair, all of that makes no matter. What I’m telling you is, even if she wanted to, she could not drive. It’s just not possible.
   
Okay, Sippy, you see your point and I’ll see mine. Let’s just leave it at that. No, I’m not angry with you. I am not angry, trust me. Here, Sippy, eat an apple, be happy.

It's an apple. Put out your hand and take it. No, it won’t give you gas. I want you should eat it. I’m telling you one more time. Eat the apple, Sippy.

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Aunt Pearl


This is another story that I read in the Tompkins County Public Library on Sunday, October 14th. I wrote it so I could spend some time imagining a truly awful person at work. My family frequented delis, very often!, but none of my relatives ever owned one or worked in one.
 




In my family, we used to say Aunt Pearl was a woman of strong character. That was just a polite way of calling her a lunatic.
   
Pearl and her husband Philly ran Moskowitz Deli on Tremont Avenue. Philly stayed back in the kitchen with the chopped liver and the blintzes. Pearl did everything else.
   
She was the kind of waitress who expected you to know what you wanted to eat  before you walked in the door. She didn’t smile and she didn’t make small talk. There were men who’d been regulars at the deli for years and she still called them Bud. In Aunt Pearl’s mouth, “Bud” was not a term of endearment.
   
Pearl cared more about the dirt under her fingernails than she did about a person’s feelings. Her heart might break over a chipped cup; it would not break for you.
   
I’ll give you a for-instance. Imagine you’re preparing to sit yourself down at one of the tables by the window and you accidentally scrape the chair — just a little  — across the linoleum floor. Pearl would tack an extra quarter onto your bill: 5 cents for each chair leg that you abused and 5 cents for wear and tear on the linoleum.
   
Or maybe you drop the salt shaker and a few grains spill out. That would mean an extra dime on your bill. If you had used the salt she wouldn’t charge you (though believe me, she would have liked to). But since you wasted the salt, you better pay up.
   
Pearl was famous for her edicts. She didn't allow baby strollers in Moskowitz Deli. Shari Kornblum fancied herself a match for Aunt Pearl. She came in with a stroller and a baby as well. Pearl didn’t say a word about the carriage wheels smearing dirt on the floor. She didn’t say a word about little Barry Kornblum and his rattle. But when Mrs. Kornblum finished her pastrami on rye she discovered an extra two dollars added to the bill. The fight went out of her and we never saw Barry in the deli again until he was a teenager.
   
Some people like to read while they eat. But even if you brought your own newspaper with you from home Pearl would charge you an extra nickel for reading at the table. “Is this a library?” she asked, and people knew better than to answer.
   
God forbid you should be unlucky enough to sneeze over your roast beef sandwich. You’d get no “Gezuntheit” from Pearl. Fifteen cents that sneeze would cost you. “You I let in for free,” she’d say, “your sneeze is an uninvited guest, let it pay its own way.”
   
Maybe you’re wondering how she had any customers left. I used to ask myself that question, too. At first I thought maybe it was Philly’s delicious blintzes, so sweet they could make you cry. But blintzes almost as good you could also find two blocks over at Kaplan’s. So why did the people keep coming back, year after year?
   
I’ll tell you a little story; maybe it will explain something.
   
I used to help out in the deli on Saturdays. One day when it was pouring rain and business was slow, Aunt Pearl busied herself  by tearing paper napkins in half (“Who needs a whole napkin?”) and I entertained myself reading Nausea, by that French philosopher, in a back booth.We were both surprised when the door opened and a man walked in. He was soaking wet. No raincoat, no umbrella, no hat even. He stood there in the doorway and shook himself off like a dog. Uh oh, I thought, the guy’s in for it now. You can just imagine what Aunt Pearl thought of people who dripped rain on her floor. This was not a neighborhood man. Maybe he was visiting someone, or maybe he was lost, I never knew. But anyway, there he was, a little paunchy, a little bald, a little mustached. And a whole lot wet.
   
He sat himself down at the counter and ordered a cup of black coffee. Aunt Pearl obliged him. He asked for a spoon. This, too, she delivered. And here is where he made his fatal mistake. The poor schmuck did not pour any sugar into his cup, but he did stir the coffee with a spoon. I hope you get the significance of that act. He was doomed.
   
A spoon that stirs in sugar is a spoon doing its job. A spoon that just stirs — that is a wasted spoon. When the guy was ready to go Aunt Pearl brought him his bill. It was for 10 dollars and 50 cents.
   
“I think you made a mistake,” the man said.
   
“I made no mistake,” Aunt Pearl told him. He should have listened to her tone. It was not a tone that invited discussion.
   
“You overcharged me, Madam,” the man persisted. My mouth fell open. Where did he find the nerve?
   
“Mister,” Aunt Pearl said, leaning over the counter until she was so close she could count the hairs in his mustache. And vice versa. “I charged you for the coffee — that’s 50 cents. And I also charged you for the rain you brought in with you and left there” (she pointed with a plump finger to the door) “that my niece” (now she pointed to me) “will have to mop up. Then I charged you for the spoon, which you know and I know you did not need. My husband, Philly, is going to have to wash that spoon. It will cost him a certain amount of effort. Just like it’s going to cost you a certain amount of money.”
   
Aunt Pearl stuck her hand out, palm up, in front of the customer’s face. He didn’t move. Maybe he was thinking. My guess is he was weighing his options — between life and death. He chose wisely. The man reached into his back pocket and pulled out a small leather wallet. He counted out 2 five dollar bills and gave them to Pearl. Then he reached into his side pocket and pulled out a handful of change. He selected 2 quarters and gave those over as well.
   
Pearl looked at the remaining change in his hand. “I see there you have another quarter,” she said, “also a nickel. That would make a nice tip for my niece, she works very hard, she’s saving up to go to college one day.” The man put 30 cents down on the counter and gave a little sigh. Then he pulled his shirt collar up around his ears and walked back out into the freezing rain. We never saw him again at Moskowitz Deli. Not surprising, right? 
   
But I never forgot him. Because that was the day I had my first inkling of how Pearl got away with everything she got away with. People like to be told what to do. That’s my theory. There are so many uncertainties in life, and it exhausts us. Sometimes we just need a person to come along and say “I see you’re looking at the wallpaper. This ain’t an art gallery. Fork over 20 cents.” And you do it. I’m not saying it’s right. I’m just saying it happens.
   
There’s something else I discovered that day. My Aunt Pearl was a thief. Remember the 30 cents the spoon man left me? I never saw a penny of it. The whole tip went into Pearl’s apron pocket, along with the 2 five dollar bills. Fifty cents, for the coffee, went into the cash register. That’s how she did it. A dime here, a quarter there. It all ended up in Aunt Pearl’s apron pocket.
   
Which is how come one morning Uncle Philly woke up and discovered Pearl wasn’t lying there next to him in the bed. We never did find out where she took herself off to. With all the loot she’d been collecting over the years she could be living on the Riviera right now. But probably not. More likely she got herself an efficiency apartment in a converted hotel near the beach in Miami. Wherever she is, and whatever she’s doing, I’m sure she’s making people miserable.
   
As for Uncle Philly, he took up with a very nice woman by the name of Cookie DaSilva. She used to be a customer. Now she’s a partner in Moskowitz Deli. She greets everyone by name, and is generous with the smiles. She has Tootsie Rolls at the counter for the kids and gives free refills for iced tea and soda. Everyone likes her.
   
But there are still some old-timers who whisper the name “Pearl,” with something very close to longing, as they bite into their potato knishes. They don’t seem to remember that she charged extra for whispering at the table.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Chicken à la King

Here is another story that I read at the Tompkins County Public Library on Sunday . . . it's about my fake Aunt Tootie, the Elvis Freak.


In so many ways she was just your garden variety Elvis freak. She had the records, she had the velvet paintings, she had the teacups, teapots, tea towels and tea cozies. She had the salt and pepper shakers; the pill boxes; the pocket mirrors; the sheets, pillow cases and towels. She had the doodads, the tiddlywinks, and the tchochkes. If it was made, and it had a picture of Elvis on it, she had it.
   
But so what? She was not unique. There are thousands of people exactly like her, alive in America this very minute. They make their yearly pilgrimage to Graceland, they throw elaborate parties on Elvis’s birthday and hold mournful wakes to commemorate his (alleged) death. They talk to him, adore him, pray to him. Some of these people seem just like you and me. How would you ever know, just by looking?
   
My Aunt Tootie was like that: a semi-regular person who shopped in the supermarket, stood on line at the Post Office, paid her taxes and water bill and gas and electric, and just happened to have an ongoing Elvis fixation. Until it went  . . .  a little bit too far.
   
You see, Aunt Tootie had cats. She had Pretty Boy, Pretty Girl, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paw-Paw, Patches and Sister. And one day it came to her, in a dream, that every one of her cats was really the incarnation of Elvis himself. That’s exactly what her dream told her, that Elvis, the King, now lived within the bodies of her cats.  Simultaneously. Everywhere at once. He was the King, he could manage it.
   
So Pretty Boy, Pretty Girl, Gray Eyes, Paw-Paw, Patches, and Sister were renamed Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis and Elvis. Because, Aunt Tootie reasoned, if you were the spirit of Elvis you wouldn’t want to have someone calling you Patches. Let’s face it, it’s hard to argue with that.
   
Aunt Tootie glued little rhinestones to her cats’ collars. She sewed tiny satin capes for them. She fed them grits and collard greens and pepperoni pizza. (The Elvis web sites are very specific about what the man liked to eat.) And she played her Elvis records from the time she woke up in the morning until the time she went to bed at night because — why not?
   
Aunt Tootie was perfectly happy with this arrangement. But the cats — well the cats went berserk. Those poor felines had their dignity; they knew the collars and the capes were just plain tacky. And they were sick and tired of eating Chicken à la King every single Friday night.
   
One day it happened: the cats were able to make their escape. One second they were inside, behind closed doors. The next second, six streaks of fur (in rhinestones and satin) were flying down the street. Pretty Girl, Paw-Paw and Patches got lucky. They made their way to the alley behind Irma Litvik’s house, and from that day forward, they were spoiled rotten. But in a very normal, "Kibbles 'n Bits" kind of way.
   
No one ever saw Pretty Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt, or Sister again, but I like to hope for the best, and so should you.
   
As for Aunt Tootie, she took the desertion hard.
   
But then she got over it. She is one resilient woman. And needless to say, cats or no cats, she never lost her devotion to Elvis.
   
Within a few weeks she hung a sign in her living room window: Hound Dog Antiques. Now all her treasures are out there on display and she just loves showing them off to people who stop by. Of course, nothing is for sale, and you might think that makes her a bad business woman, but Aunt Tootie says she’s living the New Economy. Whatever that means.
   
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you: she has dolls now. Elvis dolls. She buys the little outfits on e-bay. It’s a sort of Elvis/Barbie thing. The dolls don’t mind the rhinestones or fake fur, the way the cats did. Or if they do, they’re not saying anything. Aunt Tootie is somewhat in love with the dolls. And she believes, in her heart, that they love her too.
   
But if you saw her on the street, and didn’t know any of this, trust me: you would think she was just a regular person.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

A Glimpse of Paradise

This is one of the stories I read at the library earlier today. Over the next few days I'll post more stories, and also some that I didn't read. FICTION: Fake Relatives and Neighbors. That's my theme. I hope you enjoy reading these . . . 



Polly Winkie lived in the apartment next door to us. She was both unmarried and childless, when those lapses were considered downright eccentric.    
   
But my parents didn’t hold it against her. They were happy to have me out of their hair, and since Polly let me come visit, they adopted a live-and-let-live attitude.
   
Behind the door of apartment 1B everything was blue. Polly’s chairs, sofa, ottoman — they were all covered over in a light blue material. Her kitchen cabinets were painted blue; the shag rugs in her bedroom and living room were also blue. The bathtub, sink and toilet; blue. It was very comforting.
   
I learned how to tie my shoelaces while sitting on Polly’s rug, and how to drink out of a grownup glass without spilling. And I learned how to keep a secret. A really, really big secret. I learned how to keep the secret of George.
   
Polly had a dachshund named George. There wasn’t a no-dog rule in the building, plenty of people had dogs, our down-the-hall neighbors, the Tamowitzes, they had a schnauzer named Butch with bad allergies, he  sneezed all the time. The fact that George was a dog was not the secret. It was the kind of dog he was; that was the secret.
   
George was the not-real kind. The kind that’s made out of brown velvet. The kind you buy in a toy store, not a pet store. The kind that doesn’t bark, or wag its tail, or eat, or sleep, or breathe. The kind that grown-up women aren’t supposed to keep propped up on their beds, right there on the baby blue bedspread, resting its little brown head against the baby blue satin pillowcase.

Sometimes the three of us would sit on the couch together and talk. Polly said we could put our feet up if we wanted to, even with our shoes on. Polly and I were the only ones wearing shoes, though. George didn’t have clothes, he only had jewelry. George wore a blue satin ribbon around his neck and hanging from the ribbon was a real live genuine diamond ring. I know it was real because Polly told me.
   
The best times I ever had in Polly’s apartment were when she threw parties for George. We celebrated Christmas and Hanukkah, Passover, Easter, the 4th of July, Flag Day, Arbor Day, and of course New Year’s Eve.   
   
But the most fun of all were the holidays that were only for George, like his birthday, or “George is Beautiful” day. On these George-holidays Polly and I would drink iced tea out of her tallest, bluest glasses, or hot cocoa from George mugs constructed, as was George, in the shape of a dachshund. You sipped from the mug’s rear end, but if that sounds weird to you trust me, it wasn’t, it was perfectly normal. We’d make a toast, and then we’d give the George cheer.
   
It went like this: GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE!! Yay, George!!!!
   
My fondest childhood memories, far better than my own birthday parties, are those extravagant celebrations with Polly and George.
   
One day Polly said she was worried that George might be lonely, spending so much time on his own each day when she was at work. So she bought him a goldfish, a real one, from a pet store. It swam and everything. She bought a large fish tank and an air filter, a carton of goldfish food, tiny blue pebbles to go on the bottom of the tank, and a little ceramic mermaid castle, though she didn’t buy the ceramic mermaid. She could have, she said, but she didn’t want George to be distracted.
   
Polly asked me to come up with a name for the goldfish and I knew right away what it should be: Princess Annabella.  Every morning before going to work, Polly propped George next to the fish tank, so he and Princess Annabella could visit together. It was a match made in heaven, Polly told me, and later, after she moved away, that’s how I remembered her apartment: heaven. With all those blues, and a wise, fun-loving god named George, and the lovely Princess Annabella, who swam and swam and swam and never got tired.
   
The day the moving men came I threw my arms around Polly’s waist and held on. My mother had to pry my fingers open and pull me away. I knew that George was safe inside Polly’s pocketbook so I waved to the pocketbook. I blew kisses to Princess Annabella, floating in her little travel-sized goldfish bowl, the kind of kisses Polly taught me to make, where you suck your cheeks in all the way and pooch out your lips so you look just like a fish.
   
Later, I  considered myself a very lucky girl to have been allowed a glimpse of paradise. But that day I didn’t feel lucky at all. And the next day, when the Kaminsky family moved into apartment 1B — the scowly mother and father, and the two giant Kaminsky brothers — I knew for certain that paradise was lost.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

small poems

These small poems were written between January and July, 2018.


left out overnight in the rain
9 poetry books
my foolish neighbor

low-hanging branch
my umbrella tickles
the bellies of wet leaves

gentle rainwalk
under a wide-brimmed umbrella
my smile stays dry

morning walk without my watch
easy to stay in the
present moment

spring walk
new route
old smells

chalked on the sidewalk
“I LOVE YOU”
2 robins look pleased

cafe dewitt
a birthday candle
on my scone

morning walk
just for fun
counting crocuses (48)

supermarket check-out line
no lottery ticket for me
i already feel lucky

mother and i
blowing kisses into the phone
we don’t want to say good-bye

silly typo
mother corrects me
with an emoji

reading along
up pops “antimacassar”
remembering grandma’s old apartment

thinking of my grandmother
peeling an orange 
why am i crying?

how precious you are
dear old chair
always here to welcome me home

life changes
empty hangers
in my closet

reading about
raspberries
i feel warmer already

not long ago
a black cat sat where i sit now
(we never knew each other)

snowy path
first i hear him
then i see him
woodpecker

morning walk
stone buddhas
bird buddhas
human buddhas

at the base of a sun-bronzed tree
a single robin’s egg
precarious future
   (using some words from the Paint Chip Poetry Game)

don’t be an ice cap my friend
come in from the fog
to the hearth —
we’re all in this together
   (using some words from the Paint Chip Poetry Game)



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Here are some more small poems, from last year, that never made it onto my blog:

dusk arrives
crows depart
the one remaining candle flickers —
on the other side of the window
a man scrapes snow and ice from his car —
other than that
the street is quiet

a vase of purple tulips
a room with a view
sister crow flies by

a full cupboard
mugs & bowls & small china plates
i choose the chipped cup

now it is easier
to just accept
forgetfulness

confession:
i envy other people's
pens

restless
moving from chair to couch
and back again
turning one lamp off
another lamp on
a bulb goes out
and before I can replace it
another bulb
in another room
goes out —
February


early morning walk
a new path
another Little Free Library

moving day
my neighbor transfers armloads of stuff
from here to there

crossing the bridge
a spider's web
my tangled thoughts

these purple and blue plastic hair clips
reason enough
to be happy

caught in a downpour
no umbrella
i don't mind

daydreaming
ooof
ankle-deep in a cold puddle

puddlesplash
all the barefoot children
summer solstice

notebooks from '93
i'm not even curious
recycling time

my neighbor's front porch
battered boots, muddy sneakers
3 chewed-up frisbees —
i never thought i'd say this but
i miss their growly old dog

snowy-day photos
in a small pile
on my desk —
carefully studying each one
refreshing on this hot summer day

quiet companion
following me down the street
white butterfly

a small blue vase
a single daisy
this morning after the rain

once i knew the lyrics
to dozens of songs . . .
now i chant
om shanti om shanti om shanti
om

Friday, June 30, 2017

moonglow: small poems, by zee zahava




lonely moon
i know a heron who would
welcome you into her nest

sleepy moon
i crocheted an afghan
for you to snuggle under

ballet moon
utterly adorable
in your tangerine tutu

shakespearean moon
surely it is better to be
than not to be

bear moon
i'm all out of honey
but please come for tea anyway

laughing moon
i love the way
your belly rises and falls

haiku moon
each syllable
brings me closer to you

walking moon
in your brand new sneakers
i can hardly keep up with you

patient moon
inching toward you . . .
your friend the spider

upside-down moon
now the rivers don't know if
they're coming or going

nearsighted moon
how often have you mistaken
dustballs for dragons?

matchmaker moon
what a brilliant introduction —
bee, meet flower

insomnia moon
when you can't sleep
do you count stars?

old woman moon
still looking through
young woman eyes

rebel moon
breaking all the rules
you make for yourself

traveling moon
how is it possible
you missed your train . . . again

forgetful moon
may I suggest
mnemonics

possessive moon
you'd have more friends
if you shared your pretty marbles

brave moon
you stood up for me
i'll do the same for you

fashionista moon
on you
the hot pink feather boa is divine

yoga moon
perhaps you've been standing on your head
long enough

mango moon
impossible
to get enough of you

disheveled moon
you look like you were tossed around
by your dreams last night

thrifty moon
shopping with you isn't as much fun
as i thought it would be

bronx moon
i'm sorry to have to say this . . .
you can't go home again

grieving moon
countless waves
carry your tears away

tango moon
claiming the horizon
as your own private ballroom

worn-out moon
now is the time
to sink into a lavender bubble bath

curious moon
go right ahead
ask me anything

hula hoop moon
spinning spring
into summer

new moon
take a flashlight
the next time you go to the outhouse

no-poem moon
all i can do is love you
there are no words

roller skating moon
who would have thought you could be
so graceful on wheels

turtle moon
leave your shell on the sandy shore
let's go skinny dipping

purple moon
i almost mistook you
for a field of irises

zen moon
i dropped by to help you
rake your rock garden

cautious moon
you must be weary
sleeping with one eye open

mother moon
i think of you each year
at lilac time

ice cream moon
not everyone can handle 3 scoops
but you can

garden moon
thank you for reminding me . . .
nobody owns the flowers

summer solstice moon
longest night of the year . . .
let's play hide and seek in the dark

full moon
when you feel shy
come hide behind my curtain

flirtatious moon
there you are
playing footsie with the stars

rejuvenating moon
when i feel old and tired
i look for you

bewitching moon
the window shades refused
to shut you out last night


pen-pal moon
after all these years
i still can't read your handwriting

midnight moon
we're both still awake
come down and snuggle

stay-at-home moon
put your feet up
have another cup of cocoa